A man was tired of following the rules imposed by his wife, so he decided to write his own. Mikel published this list on the internet and quickly spread across all social networks causing great controversy. Some found them very funny, while others, despite the humorous intention of them, were offended by the enormous machismo. On which side are you?:
"We have always heard about the rules of women. Now we have the rules of men. These are our rules! Notice that they are all numbered with a 1 on purpose . Why? For what purpose? It is to show that they are all equally important. Here they come:
1- Men do not read the mind
Do not get angry if we do not meet your expectations or do not do what you imagined, we do not have superpowers.
1- Learn to use the toilet bowl.
You're big now. If the lid is raised the low one. We need it to be up, you need it down. Sure you do not hear us complain when you leave it down.
1- Cry is blackmail
You know that the arguments are not fair the moment you start to cry.
1- Ask for what you want.  Let's be clear on this point:
Subtle hints do not work!
"Direct" hints do not work!
The most obvious hints you can imagine do not work either!
If you WANT SOMETHING, DILO!
1- YES or NO are totally valid answers to almost all our questions.
We do not need more explanations, the shorter the answer, the better.
1- Recurre to us to solve a problem if you really want help to solve it.
If what you need is sympathy, for that you have your friends.
1- Something we said six months ago has no validity in a discussion
In fact, any comment stops counting after 7 days have passed.
1- If something that we said can be interpreted in two ways and one makes you feel sad, we refer to the good one.  We're not so twisted.
1- If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Do not ask me if you do not want to hear the truth.
1- You can ask us to do something or tell us how you want to do it, never both.
If you know a better way to do something, do not mess up and do it yourself.
1- Whenever possible, please try to talk about what you want during the announcements.
If you want us to pay attention, do not expect us to do so during the best part of the movie or the party.
1- Men we only see 16 colors.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Cherry is also a fruit. We have no idea what the color is mauve. What is a mallow?
1- If we ask you "what's wrong with you?" And say "nothing", we will act exactly as if it were true.
We know you're lying, but it's not worthwhile to keep asking.
1- When we have to go somewhere, whatever you wear will be fine … really.  You will be beautiful in our eyes with any dress, we are unable to make a valid criticism that can be of help.
1- Do not ask what we are thinking about unless you want to discuss soccer or tennis.
We are like that of simple.
1- You have enough clothes.
And you know it.
1- You have enough shoes.
And you know it.
Yes, we know, tonight it's time to sleep on the sofa . But you know what? We do not care, it's like going camping.
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