A man tells the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut

In these times it is difficult to find a story on the Internet that really surprises us but this time, you will be left speechless. Few are those who have been able to read the story until the end, can you?

The carnal attraction between a man and a coconut

Imagine for a moment that one day you wake up with a wish uncontrollable sexual and for just an instant you think it's a good idea to let yourself go and put out the flame of your interior with the first thing you have at hand . Apparently, the first thing I had on hand was a coconut.

After bringing such act to reality, decided to share it with the world:

 A man tells the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut

 A man account the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut

" I ended up taking the drill and with a lot of effort and after 20 minutes I created a hole big enough to be able to insert my tool . Before scrubbing my meat for the coconut, I decided to use lubricant and grab the first slippery thing I had on hand, in this case the butter . I fucked the coconut and it was an incredible experience so I downloaded it, put it under the sheets and continue with my day . "

I'm sure you feel disappointed with the story so far, but it's just start. The best starts now.

 A man tells the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut

" For a whole week the coconut was my savior . Every time I wanted to relieve myself I just had to take the coconut out from under the sheets, make love to it deliciously and enjoy. Every time it was better, since accumulated remnants of semen mixed with butter made a lubricant. I was in the very sky . "

Now is when you want to stop reading, but it still gets worse

 A man tells the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut

 A man tells the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut

"U na week and peak after the initial time that I fucked the coconut (I've been using it almost every day since then) I began to notice that my room was full of flies and a strange and unpleasant smell flooded me every time I entered it. Would it be the coconut? I decided to say goodbye to him before throwing him and get a new one . "

Without going into the unhygienic that is the practice, it seems that our protagonist had found in the coconuts his new source of pleasure and I was not willing to waste it.

I never imagined what I would find when I put it

 A man tells the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut

 A man tells the surreal experience after having sex with a coconut [19659007] "<em> Evidently the origin of the flies was the coconut, a perfect place to lay their eggs, now that I think about it. As I was <strong> penetrating </strong> for the last time the coconut, I noticed a strange tingling sensation. Astonished, I pulled out my member to discover that it was coated with <strong> moldy rotten butter, semen and SMALL WORMS </strong>. They were everywhere, on the head of my penis and some were trying to enter my urethra. I screamed and threw the coconut at the wall, which only aggravated the situation </em>. "</p>
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